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A septic tank truck - "We're number 1 in the number 2 business"

A propane pump - "Tank heaven for little grills"

A gynecologist's door - "Dr. Jones at your cervix"

A plumber's truck - "Don't sleep with a drip. Call a plumber"

A plumber's truck - "We repair what your husband fixed"

An electrician's truck - "Let us fix your shorts"

A Jacksonville highway - "Caution - water on road during rain"

A golf course
- "Any person (except players) caught collecting golfballs on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed
A car wash - "For the best hand job in town"

A photgraphy studio - "Have the kids shot"

A piano/organ store - "Come in and play with our organs"

A beauty salon - "Curl up and dye"

A motel - "Highly recommeded by owner"

A country store - "We buy junk and sell antiques"

A clothing store - "Men's wool suits - $100 - they won't last an hour"

A jewelry store - "Ears pierced while you wait"

A tatoo shop = "Tatoos while you wait"

A laundry store - "Drop your trousers here"

A hospital delivery room door - "Push  Push  Push"

A veterinarian's wall - "Back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

A cafe - "Come in and get fed up"

A radiator repair shop - "Great place to take a leak"

A proctologist's door - "To expedite your visit - please back in"

A car dealer - "Best way to get back on your feet - Miss a payment"

A optometrist's wall - "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"

A funeral home - "Drive carefully - We'll wait"

A muffler shop - "No appointment necessary - We hear you coming"

A podiatrist's wall - "Time wounds all heels"

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