A septic tank truck - "We're number 1 in the number 2 business"
A propane pump - "Tank heaven for little grills"
A gynecologist's door - "Dr. Jones at your cervix"
A plumber's truck - "Don't sleep with a drip. Call a plumber"
A plumber's truck - "We repair what your husband fixed"
An electrician's truck - "Let us fix your shorts"
A Jacksonville highway - "Caution - water on road during rain"
A golf course -
"Any person (except players) caught collecting golfballs on this
course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed"
A car wash - "For the best hand job in town"
A photgraphy studio - "Have the kids shot"
A piano/organ store - "Come in and play with our organs"
A beauty salon - "Curl up and dye"
A motel - "Highly recommeded by owner"
A country store - "We buy junk and sell antiques"
A clothing store - "Men's wool suits - $100 - they won't last an hour"
A jewelry store - "Ears pierced while you wait"
A tatoo shop = "Tatoos while you wait"
A laundry store - "Drop your trousers here"
A hospital delivery room door - "Push Push Push"
A veterinarian's wall - "Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
A cafe - "Come in and get fed up"
A radiator repair shop - "Great place to take a leak"
A proctologist's door - "To expedite your visit - please back in"
A car dealer - "Best way to get back on your feet - Miss a payment"
A optometrist's wall - "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
A funeral home - "Drive carefully - We'll wait"
A muffler shop - "No appointment necessary - We hear you coming"
A podiatrist's wall
- "Time wounds all heels"