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Page Not Found

(old Apache saying)

I looked and I looked and I looked.
I couldn't find it, I'm sorry, I give up.

This problem could exist for many reasons. Among them:

You typed the wrong URL

Forget that! It's ALL our fault. Click here and I'll beam you up to Scottie

The page can't be found

The page doesn't exist

The page never existed

The page did exist but doesn't exist now

The page was repossessed by the IRS and sold at auction for back taxes

The page is in Jimmy Hoffa's pocket

The server is out of viagra and couldn't get the page up

The dog ate the page

The page soaked up too much wine last night and didn't show up today

An alien beamed the page up to the mother ship and is performing experiments on it

Obama shipped the page to China as collateral for a loan

Obama nationalized the page and took it to Washington

There was a disturbance in the force

All of the 1's and 0's assigned to the page are on strike - check back in a couple of weeks

The page quit and is running for president on the republican ticket

Solution 1 - Go back to your previous page Go Back To Your Previous Page

Solution 2 - Go to the home page http://www.davidstuff.com

Solution 3 - (recommended) Shut down your computer and go to Kelly's Pub for a few cold ones

Just so your time is not totally wasted, here's a picture of a pretty girl:

davidstuff.com not found girl

Also, here's a Pina Colada recipe:

One Part - 1 1/2 ounce light rum
One Part - 1 1/2 ounce coconut cream
Three Parts - 4 1/2 ounce pineapple juice

Combine in blender with ice and blend until smooth

Serve in chilled glass with a straw, and garnish
with pineapple slice and maraschino cherries

Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan on operating electric saws