404
Page Not Found
(Old Apache Saying)



I looked and I looked and I looked
I couldn't find it, I'm sorry, I give up


This problem could exist for many reasons.  Among them:


You typed the wrong URL


The page can't be found

The page doesn't exist

The page never existed

The page did exist but doesn't exist now

The page was repossessed by the IRS and sold at auction for back taxes

The page is in Jimmy Hoffa's pocket

The server is out of viagra and couldn't get the page up

The dog ate the page

The page soaked up too much wine last night and didn't show up today

An alien beamed the page up to the mother ship and is performing experiments on it

The page was stolen - call the police

The page was shipped to China as collateral for a loan

Obama nationalized the page and took it to Washington

There was a disturbance in the force

All of the 1's and 0's assigned to the page are on strike - check back in a couple of weeks.

Solution 1 - Go back to your previous page  Go Back To Your Previous Page

Solution 2 - Go to the home page  http://www.davidstuff.com

Solution 3 - Shut down the computer and go to Kelly's Pub for a few cold ones




Just so your time is not totally wasted, here's a picture of a pretty girl:



davidstuff.com not found girl




Also, here's a Pina Colada recipe:

One Part - 1 1/2 ounce light rum
One Part - 1 1/2 ounce coconut cream
Three Parts - 4 1/2 ounce pineapple juice

Combine in blender with ice and blend until smooth

Serve in chilled glass with a straw and garnish with pineapple slice and maraschino cherries

Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan on operating electric saws