08/12/04

Phoenix, AZ

08/12/04
This country is not only large enough for a President and a King, I feel it is necessary. You have my vote, Your Highness! Now that they are electing you as King, send them to www.jessicabrooks.com/president.htm to elect me as President. And it is ok to use my name!
Phoenix, AZ

08/13/04
Just checking in with your page and I see you're running for king.  I read your platform and I approve.  You have my vote.
Marietta, GA

08/16/04
Dear King,  I like your platform but I don't believe you're smart enough to run the country.  I'll vote for you anyway.
Montrose, CO

08/16/04
Where have you been all these years? Your platform is great. My vote belongs to you.
No address

08/17/04
You're a f&%$@#g egomaniac. King! I wouldn't vote for you if you paid me.  I'm never going to click on your site again.  What an @$$hole.
Norwich, NY

08/19/04
I love it.  It's about time.  My vote is yours.
Flagstaff, AZ

08/21/04
Dear King David,  It's about time somebody says it like it is.  Close the border and kick out the (deleted) Muslims.  You'll get lots of votes cause me and all my ancestors will vote for you.
Pittsburgh, PA

08/21/04
Hi King,  Where do I send my campaign contributions?  I will be your loyal subject and help you round up all of the illegals and ship them back to where they came from.  All I ask from you is your flat tax law.
Albion, NY

08/21/04
Your a cowboy, just like Bush.  I hate Kerry too.  I hate all politicans.  I hate govorment.  Maybe a king would be better.  I'll think about it.
California

08/24/04
King, my vote is yours
No Address

08/24/04
You must have a mental disorder.  Stick to you day job.
Huntsville, TX

08/25/04
David, Close the borders and a fair flat tax.  Perfect!
Greensboro, NC

08/26/04
Forget it.  I'm voting for Michael More  (Moore?)
Cumberland, MD

08/28/04
Thanks for running.  I'll vote for you.
No Address

08/28/04
King, Deport the Mexicans and the Muslims and you're King for life.
Pamona, CA

09/03/04
What a f@#$%^& jerk! You wouldn't know how to be king because you're stupid and a racist.
Las Vegas, NV

09/05/04
I agree with the guy from Pamona.  Plus I like the flat tax.  You have my vote.
Kansas City, MO

09/10/04
I would like to begin by pledging my support to your campaign for King. Although, I think you should consider the title of Emperor. Monarchies still exist today and we are all too aware that these royals are nothing more than a money pit of inbred figureheads. Do you really want to be compared to the British royal family? At least consider changing your kingdom to an empire.
No Address

09/10/04
David, So you're running for King.  I've known you for years and you don't have what it takes to be King.  But, you're better than anyone else running so I'll vote for you anyway.  I expect a tax break for my vote.  I can be bought.
No Address (The King knows he's from Dallas, TX)

09/15/04
It's rare to find such an amazing mixture of ignorance and stupidity.  When added to the frightfully one-sided and out of context info you've absorbed, it's an awesome combination.  However, it still manages to be clever - My salutations!
You don't vote for a king.  It's a divine right sort of thing.  Get your facts straight. American transplant...IN FRANCE
<>France

 09/16/04
Great platform.  My vote is yours.  My campaign contribution is in the mail.
San Diego, CA

0918/04
Hello David.  What a marvelous idea.  King.  Could you get along with Ted Kennedy?  What would you do about interest rates, national budget and minimum wage?  Let me know and maybe I'll vote for you.
Midland, TX

09/23/04
Hello King,  I just emailed lots of cash for your campane.
Albuquerque, NM

09/25/04
Go tell 'em like it is.  I'm going to vote for you.
Madison, WI

09/26/04
We have people on welfare that can't feed their children, no jobs, no money, no doctors, no cars and insurance and you want to cut taxes.  You must be a republican.  No brains either.  I'm not going to vote for you
(no address)