Your friends love you anyway.

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"Islam is a religion which Allah expects your son to die for him.
Christianity is a religion which God sent His Son to die for you" - John Ashcroft

Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shit head's

Financial Stuff Click here to enter the Financial Section Check out the Prime Rate History History of the Dow Jones Industrials Averages Links to other financial sites

Most people don't act stupid, they really are 

For every winner, there are many losers. Odds are, you're one of them.

Of all the idiots I've known in my life, none of them were retarded

Humor Stuff Click here to enter the humor section Many good jokes and famous quotations Norm - Mad Cow - Beer & More

A government funded survey revealed that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

Historical Stuff    Click here to enter the historical section Read about Churchill, Patton, Napoleon, Stalin, Joan of Arc, Boston Massacre, Iwo Jima, Caligula, Dracula, Custer, Wounded Knee, the Alamo and more

I'm pretty smart. And I'm getting smarter every day
For example, today I learned, Never Lick A Steak Knife



  Whenever there is a shooting spree, liberals want to take guns away from the people who didn't do it

U.S.A. Stuff     Click Here To Enter The U.S.A. Section You will find the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Flag Etiquette, Declaration of Independence, Supreme Court Justices Gettysburg Address, President Information, Audie Murphy, Patrick Henry's Speech and More. Great Stuff.

 
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

 
 
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

General Interest Stuff   Enter the General Interest Stuff Section and you will find Telephone Area Codes, Interesting Facts, Yogi Berra Quotes, Mae West, W. C. Fields, Solar System Pictures & More

A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet

Before the government can give you a dollar, it must first take that dollar from someone else

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 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

 

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

The true test of character is what it takes to make you quit

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Political Stuff     Click here for the Political Section. Quotes by our esteemed leaders and Interesting thoughts for you to contemplate

Democrats never accuse themselves of greed for wanting your tax money,
only you for wanting to keep your own money.

If it has wheels or tits, expect problems.

I know I'm paranoid. But, am I paranoid enough?

And just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after me.

And just because there is no life on Mars, doesn't mean I trust them.

Geography Stuff     Click Here To Enter The Geography Section You will find maps, time and weather links, fun learning games, Middle East and more.

 I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts. "I wanna know your name."  

You're the reason God gave me a middle finger