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Islam: Apologize for saying our religion kills, or we'll kill you!
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Everything I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on September 11, 2001
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July 7,
2005
Muslims Attack The Innocent Peoples Of London God Save The Queen - God Bless Tony Blair America Sends Its Sympathy, Love And Support To Our British Brothers, Sisters and Cousins |
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Memo to Ted Kennedy: If you had let Mary Jo Kopechne live,
she would be enjoying the 67th year of her life
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guns
for crime is like blaming the spoon because Rosie O'Donnell is fat Blaming guns for crime is like blaming the shot glass because Ted Kennedy is a drunk Which reminds me, Ted Kennedy's cars have killed more people than my guns Criminals prefer unarmed victims - Politicians prefer unarmed subjects The next time Democrats talk to you about gun control, telephone for the police and a pizza and see who gets there first |
PLAGIARISM
IS ALIVE AND WELL
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I'm
sane. And I have the
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John Wayne - "Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid."
Bagdad Bob - Pearls of Wisdom
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- 2007 Our Fighting Heroes Have Been Protecting Us For 231 Years All Gave Some, Some Gave All Whenever You See A Military Person, Remember, He May Give His Life For You Give Him One Moment Of Your Life And Let Him Know You Care Tell Him - "Thank You" God Bless Our Troops And Our Veterans |
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Colin Powell to the Archbishop of Canterbury: "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great
peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."
Half The People You Know Are Below Average and The Average Person Has One Ball And One Tit
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
Now that food has
replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants
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appellations, varietals, caring for your wines, You can only drink 20 or 30 glasses of wine a day no matter how rich you are |
Never corner anything meaner than you
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"Islam is a religion which Allah expects your son to die for Him.
Christianity is a religion which God sent His Son to die for you" - John Ashcroft
Lottery: A
tax on people
who don't understand statistics
There are two
sides to every
divorce:
Yours and shit head's
Click here to enter the Financial Section Check out the Prime Rate History History of the Dow Jones Industrials Averages Links to other financial sites |
--- Most people don't act stupid, they really are ---
My advice - Never take a beer to a job interview
Of all the
idiots I've known in my life, none of them were retarded
Click here to enter the humor section Many good jokes and famous quotations Andy Rooney - Norm - Mad Cow - Beer & More |
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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Historical
Stuff
Click here to enter the historical section Read about Churchill, Patton, Napoleon, Stalin, Joan of Arc, Boston Massacre, Iwo Jima, Caligula, Dracula, Custer, Wounded Knee, the Alamo and more |
I'm pretty smart. And I'm getting smarter every day
For example, today I learned, Never Lick A Steak Knife
Whenever there is a shooting spree, liberals want to take guns away from the people who didn't do it
| U.S.A.
Stuff
Click Here To Enter The U.S.A. Section You will find the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Flag Etiquette, Declaration of Independence, Supreme Court Justices Gettysburg Address, President and Staff, Audie Murphy, Patrick Henry's Speech and More. Great Stuff. |
If you wonder what went wrong with our government, spend five minutes talking to the average voter
For years I thought POKEMON was a Jamaican Proctologist
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General
Interest
Stuff Enter the General Interest Stuff Section and you will find Telephone Area Codes, Interesting Facts, Yogi Berra Quotes, Mae West, W. C. Fields, Solar System Pictures & More |
A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet
Before the government can give you a dollar, it must first take that dollar from someone else
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
The
true test of character
is what it
takes to make you quit
| Political
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Click here for the Political Section. Clinton bashing (one of my favorite pastimes), Quotes by our esteemed leaders and Interesting thoughts for you to contemplate |
only you for wanting to keep your own money.
Gerald
Ford -
"A
government big enough to give you everything you want,
is a government big enough to take away everything you have."
I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected
If it has wheels or tits, expect problems.
I know I'm paranoid. But, am I paranoid enough?
And
just because I'm
paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after me.
And
just because there is
no life on Mars, doesn't mean I trust them.
| Geography
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Click Here To Enter The Geography Section You will find maps, time and weather links, fun learning games, Middle East and more. |
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts. "I wanna know your name."
You're the reason God gave me a middle finger
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