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Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

 Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

 Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

 Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

 California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

 Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

 Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

 Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

 Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

 Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

 Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

 Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

 Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

 Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

 Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

 Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

 Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

 Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

 Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

 Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

 Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

 Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

 Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

 Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

 Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

 Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

 Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

 Nevada: Whores and Poker!

 New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

 New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

 New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

 New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

 North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

 North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

 Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

 Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

 Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

 Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

 Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

 South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

 South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

 Tennessee: The Educashun State

 Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

 Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

 Vermont: Yep

 Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

 Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

 Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

 West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

 Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

 Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)

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